1. profoak:

    flawlessvevo:

    Oh my god. 

    AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

  2. the-arena-ballerina:

    neptunain:

    christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

    "a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

  3. oeuniverse:

    In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

    • Public speaking
    • Not being afraid of teenagers
    • Calling the doctor yourself
    • Taxes
    • Arguing without crying
    • Having a normal sleep pattern
    • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
  4. mondoodoo:

    so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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    then i came across this gem

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    and this last one was pure gold

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    god bless you off bug spray

  5. ohdearpennylane:

“Sarah Urie
Half proof guys. How adorable are these beebs @joshuadun & @brendonurie?! ❤ (Insert “now kiss” meme) TY, @DebbyRyan!” (♥)

    ohdearpennylane:

    Sarah Urie

    Half proof guys. How adorable are these beebs @joshuadun & @brendonurie?! ❤ (Insert “now kiss” meme) TY, @DebbyRyan!” ()

  6. knotformation:

the60sbazaar:

New Yorkers dance the twist (1962)

The next two weeks.

    knotformation:

    the60sbazaar:

    New Yorkers dance the twist (1962)

    The next two weeks.

  7. ginjaninja3716:

    commandereyebrows:

    chachipistachis:

    theamericankid:

    Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

    Is this the same artist who made the original for this

    image

    how women actually are

    OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

  8. justasimplehoe:

    what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

  9. snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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