1. world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

    world-shaker:

    [leaves this here and backs away]

  2. approvinqly:

    I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

  3. Album Art

    luxwing:

    demosexual:

    i did it

    OH MY GOD

  4. bifurs:

    Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]

    Other person: But I hated how-

    Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]

  5. omfgsid:

    My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

    finally I asked why he was so scared

    and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

    coffee

  6. preys:

    Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

  7. "Why are they both white?"
    "That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."

About me

My name is Jessie. College kid dying for a Pharmacy degree. I'll be the hero of my own story.